Musings of a tard

Reporter asks “Peter, you didn’t say where he picked up at those cats.”. Sounds...

Sep 30th

I’m not impressed or disappointed in Dropbox for the iPhone. It does what it needs to, even if...

Sep 30th

Reporter asks “Peter, you didn’t say where he picked up all those cats.”. Sounds...

Sep 30th

If you’re in Canada and are a fan of iTunes. Add them on Facebook and get 25 free songs and...

Sep 30th

RT @GuyKawasaki: The 237 reasons women have sex http://om.ly/IzfW

Sep 30th

WTH! RT @LostNMissing: AMBER ALERT #TN Mother stabbed-newborn kidnapped http://micurl.com/fqoulzn

Sep 30th

Why have I been watching So You Think You Can Dance for the past 35 minutes? @ubershmoo must be...

Sep 30th

Here! Here! RT @soldoutactivist: I’m not opposed to meeting someone, but women are rarely the...

Sep 29th

I love this! Of course it’s my birthday! *hugs* RT @sukhjit: @PeterApokotos Save me some cake...

Sep 29th

Damn, I can’t retweet that! Screw you Bible Thumpers and those against Universal Healthcare....

Sep 29th

I have a high tolerance. Plus, the pain I’m constantly in defeats the alcohol. @Chepito2009

Sep 29th

Welcome to the Matrix! Wait, what? Did you forget to take the pill? Huh? lol @kerina

Sep 29th

No cutoff for me! I should have went out with friends. Of course I may have been pulled over by now....

Sep 29th

How was it? I’m half and half on the opinion of bars. I don’t want to take home a bar...

Sep 29th

Goodnight everyone. I’m going to try and watch House and get a little bit of sleep. Thank you...

Sep 29th

Although you are still in quite a creative phase, it may be di… More for Libra...

Sep 29th

I knew those fart apps had a real purpose. RT @TUAW: Five Apps for the Gastroenterologist...

Sep 29th

Efharisto, Sam @greekfood ! No cake today. But, I did have a pint of Strawberry Cheesecake ice...

Sep 29th

Aw! Quizno’s gave me a free cookie. Now, I wonder if they’ll deliver it. :P...

Sep 29th

Who doesn’t like “girls on film”? #HappyBirthdayPeter ♫ http://blip.fm/~e0qxv

Sep 29th

Get your Greek on for the Mac. Greek Support 1.0 http://bit.ly/25zmbP #greek #macosx

Sep 29th

Check out PushGmail app http://bit.ly/MHHg4 and retweet this message for a chance to win a $15...

Sep 29th

RT @MyFoxTampaBay: Child, 10, dead from amoeba in lake: http://bit.ly/2LLuuC

Sep 29th

GPush is really behind today in notifications. It will let me know too late or not all today. #gmail...

Sep 29th

A6XPW9MJX4AH For the Austin City Limits Music Festival sampler. #itunes #music #code #promo

Sep 29th

LOL I have a follower named @IQUEEF #awesome

Sep 29th

LOL Sneaky! RT @LilPecan: @JeremyHerbel Really? You mean @PeterApokotos? I wasn’t aware you...

Sep 29th

My #HappyBirthdayPeter tag didn’t set any trending records today. Thank you for all the warm...

Sep 29th

It is! Thank you and Happy Birthday to you too! RT @JeremyHerbel: @PeterApokotos Is it your birthday...

Sep 29th

I had a pretty good day today. And just moments ago I received terrible news. My hopes and dreams...

Sep 29th

. @marenhogan @kerina @docpanama @Minervity @rozsavage @leolaporte @ambermac #FridayFollow...

Sep 28th

It’s true! RT @LilPecan: @PeterApokotos Please tell me Monday 9/28 is your birthday. It will...

Sep 28th

Thank You!!! RT @soldoutactivist: @PeterApokotos happy birthday dude #HappyBirthdayPeter

Sep 28th

LOL It is! RT @marenhogan: am I wrong or is this the exact same chord progression as...

Sep 28th

I don’t have much “twitter influence”, I thought I’d try to get a blip on...

Sep 28th

A little Black Betty to start off my birthday! #MusicMonday #HappyBirthdayPeter ♫...

Sep 28th

Hmm I wonder if we can get @GuyKawasaki in on spreading my #HappyBirthdayPeter tag?

Sep 28th

RT @marenhogan sent @PeterApokotos a Happy Birthday card. Happy Birthday Peter! Have a great one :)...

Sep 28th

Thank you @marenhogan Maren you’ve always been sweet to me! #HappyBirthdayPeter

Sep 28th

Thank you Sukhjit! That was very sweet and cute! RT @sukhjit: @ “me” Save me some cake...

Sep 28th

Thank you José! RT @Chepito2009: @PeterApokotos #HappyBirthdayPeter I hope u get what u wish for...

Sep 28th

Have a great night everyone. Going to decompress. Thank you for the birthday wishes!!...

Sep 28th

I think @sukhjit ‘s #HappyBirthdayPeter video is one of the sweetest things anyone has ever...

Sep 28th

Thank you Lindsey! RT @Higgletsmomma: @PeterApokotos Oh… Have a #HappyBirthdayPeter

Sep 28th

Interesting episode of Mad Men. I wonder when Don will learn not to drink and drive or pickup...

Sep 28th

http://song.ly/1opw3 DJ Fac [Adam Freeland vs. Ram Jam] - Black Betty In Ensenada #song_ly

Sep 27th

Oh, you silly bitch http://twitpic.com and your annoying ads.

Sep 27th

Mother tries to trade six year old son for gas.

Sep 27th

Nick Cage involved? RT @LostNMissing: #ARIZONA AMBER ALERT for two toddlers...

Sep 27th

In case you didn’t think I was serious about the mother who tried to trade her six year old...

Sep 27th

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Sep 27th

An honest man speaks the truth, though it may give offence; a vain man, in order that it may. -...

Sep 27th

Want to solve peace in the Middle East? Give them errr make them eat BACON! hmmm Bacon.

Sep 26th

You want everyone to be as comfortable as possible yet today o… More for Libra...

Sep 26th

You had to know Bullet Time was coming to CSI once Morpheus joined the cast. Waiting for Neo to...

Sep 26th

Thank you for everyone’s #FridayFollow nods for me. I know I haven’t been that funny or...

Sep 26th

RT @seamoss @jyoseph @thomasknoll @JoeSTATEADX @JoeSTATEADX @JoeSTATEADX @tinythoughts @SSADMA...

Sep 26th

I’m so tired. I need to sleep. But, it looks like the same old shit for me. So, it’s...

Sep 26th

Have a great night everyone and safe weekend!

Sep 26th

I have been awake since early yesterday morning. Shoot me, please.

Sep 26th

Bad @ATTnews , adapt instead of complaining. Dinosaurs die! RT @CZ: AT&T to Google: So You Wanna...

Sep 26th

Darn, I missed the local news report on how to prepare your online accounts just in case you die.

Sep 26th

Turn it over. I want the lottery numbers NOW! RT @sukhjit: http://twitpic.com/j5qnh - fortune cookie...

Sep 26th

I tried to give the Dollhouse season two premiere a chance and I all got was this f’ing...

Sep 26th

You may try to hide your emotional discomfort today, but your … More for Libra...

Sep 25th

Thanks @attnews It took three months for me to get MMS and others longer. Talk about slackers!...

Sep 25th

Apple iPhone Carrier Settings http://icio.us/owhkjl

Sep 25th

Come on @googlevoice and support MMS and Short Codes. #google #voice #gv

Sep 25th

RT @itsdren: @WayoftheWizard @garyharders @planethealer @greekfood @pureloveenergy @TonyLillie...

Sep 25th

RT @kuraihime @kitsune_rei @LordShaper @Losthighway @MilliGFunk @Neil_Duckett @neilhimself...

Sep 25th

I’m apparently one hundred percent single now! No, no YAY for me.

Sep 25th

Have a great night/morning. I’m going to watch some telly and stew over being screwed over way...

Sep 25th

Where are the faithful, loyal, loving, caring, honest, respectful, and honorable women that...

Sep 25th

Looks nice! RT @leolaporte: Just set up a Grasshopper 800 number for the whole office. Very slick -...

Sep 25th

There may still be unresolved issues left over from a recent e… More for Libra...

Sep 24th

You want to be fair about a decision you need to make, but it … More for Libra...

Sep 23rd

The iSutra app didn’t impress me, even with the hack to show illustrations. It left out the...

Sep 23rd

Anyone find a way to install Google Gears on Mac OS X 10.6? #lazytweet @lazytweet

Sep 23rd

Testing out the Duo app on the iPhone. allows status updates for Twitter and Facebook in one app.

Sep 23rd

Any know of code for a non flash widget that has the same function as the Google Voice widget?...

Sep 23rd

Forever is just a minute to me when I’m without you! So, I stole “Forever is just a...

Sep 23rd

Does @lazytweet work for anyone or are we all just too lazy? #lazytweet

Sep 23rd

I can’t believe I have to look through all this shit to find my answer. grrrr

Sep 23rd

I must still be a kid at heart since I see ODST trending and I know it’s for the new HALO...

Sep 22nd

She/he looks like a Changeling from Star Trek. @abcactionnews

Sep 22nd

This weather is making me tired and I’m getting sick on top of it all.

Sep 22nd

Less than ten minutes until House starts.

Sep 22nd

Want to know if you should dump her? There’s an app for that! http://is.gd/3xGvb

Sep 22nd

Oh look, Booger is on House.

Sep 22nd

RT @garywkfung: Check out PushGmail app http://bit.ly/MHHg4 and retweet this message for a chance to...

Sep 22nd

You may feel very proud of yourself today for your patience be… More for Libra...

Sep 21st

RT @Woopra: IMPORTANT: Woopra is coming out of BETA! This affects ALL Woopra users! **Please RT!** -...

Sep 21st

RT @setlistmonkey: get setlist monkey for free: here is your itunes #promocode: JP43JHMX9EJR we will...

Sep 21st

I’m not here. I’m over there, or am I?

Sep 21st

I wonder what happened to the new plan that AT&T was supposed to start offering today.

Sep 21st

AT&T’s A-List Plan http://is.gd/3v2I9

Sep 21st

Mad Men tonight. That is all!

Sep 21st

My head is about to explode. Time to go! Retard out.

Sep 21st

Amazed that people still have low riders.

Sep 21st

Dreaming your way into the future isn’t your normal way to go,… More for Libra...

Sep 20th

It’s amazing how often I’m right about things. Out of sight, out of mind.

Sep 20th

Good night Twitterati! Retard out!

Sep 20th

For some reason it’s fun to find when people have blocked me.

Sep 20th

RT @secretprices: #Save - Use code NEW16P for Free 16 4x6 Prints at Ritzpix.com. View:...

Sep 20th

Don’t call somewhile while they’re driving and ask them in detail how to hack an...

Sep 20th

Need to get gas for the car, mower, and pay into the idiot tax a.k.a. the lottery.

Sep 20th

listening to “Mason Jennings - Which Way Your Heart Will Go” ♫ http://blip.fm/~dmvj0

Sep 20th

T-Minus nine days and twenty four minutes.

Sep 20th

Veteran crew named for final space shuttle flight http://bit.ly/27C1K

Sep 19th

Let the incoherent mumbling begin.

Sep 19th

I should be sitting on the beach in Neochori looking up at the stars with someone special while...

Sep 19th

Aye, let’s get this party started, argh! #talklikeapirateday #pirate

Sep 19th

Aye, goodnight mateys Gar.

Sep 19th

You are able to turn a difficult situation today into an accep… More for Libra...

Sep 19th

It’s 7:47

Sep 19th

Sometimes, you just have to say goodbye.

Sep 19th

Real Time has had some weak guests this season.

Sep 19th

But was it on an Apple II or the Mac version? On another note it took forever to program on an Apple...

Sep 19th

I meant I will eat bacon all of the time. Hell, give me a pound of it and four hours of sex and...

Sep 18th

Aw! @Zombie_Claire it’s all @cosmicgirlie ‘s fault! And what the hell, @ubershmoo...

Sep 18th

Best way to make bacon? Bake it! Doubt me, try it!!

Sep 18th

No one said Facebook users are smart. RT @bloggersblog: lol: Burglar leaves his Facebook page on...

Sep 18th

I should have bought the Toyota FJ Cruiser but I didn’t like the poor gas mileage rating it...

Sep 18th

Looking for hot and steamy Guinea Pig lovin? @LilPecan meet @uberguineapig #chickabowwow

Sep 18th

You have a lot to gain now by opening up to your imagination. … More for Libra...

Sep 18th

The 2010 SRX by Cadillac looks sweet! Dude! Sweet! Dude! And then? http://is.gd/3oy0o

Sep 18th

I see two trannies shooting at each other. #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia

Sep 18th

How about I take your wife upstairs and show her how it feels to be deep inside of a really big...

Sep 18th

I haven’t sleep really in the last two days and I feel awful. Why am I starting to use Twitter...

Sep 18th

RT @abcactionnews: Bomb threat shuts down Sunshine Skyway Bridge http://bit.ly/sHuXJ

Sep 18th

Aw! RT @superblue: My mother and Warren walk up to her birthday dinner holding hands and it makes me...

Sep 18th

Mass Transit. Never! RT @CNN: Terror plot may have targeted transportation hub. http://bit.ly/2R1IPZ

Sep 18th

Things Flight Attendants do when called “Waitress”? RT @CNN: Bomb note found on plane...

Sep 18th

Hey, @soldoutactivist you’re just pissed because you’re out of alcohol just as I am.

Sep 18th

RT @100free: From FatWallet: iPhone / iPod App Promo Codes http://bit.ly/1645Lp

Sep 18th

YAY! 5 already? It doesn’t seem that much time has passed. RT @TheCharlieDay: Season 5...

Sep 18th

For some reason, I cannot stress enough how much I despise people who lie. I don’t care if...

Sep 18th

RT @MoviesAndShows: TY HLRWXH4MFWLW app store promo codes. Please RT if you get it with the code you...

Sep 18th

If Facebook wants to be more like Twitter they need to get rid of all the crap that clutters the...

Sep 18th

They should make “The Clapper” for those people with The Clap. #random

Sep 18th

I was just thinking it’s a shame that Chuck Yeager never went into space.

Sep 17th

I think I’m the Andy Rooney of my generation. Remember carts and buggies? I loved getting laid...

Sep 17th

Your usually patient attitude is being tested today and you mi… More for Libra...

Sep 17th

I found an answer about “archive” feature in gMail. It just makes conversations go to...

Sep 17th

YAY A Mac version!!! No, that wasn’t it. meh RT @digsby: Digsby just got WAY better!...

Sep 17th

I really can’t stand how Mac OS X 10.6 has screwed up input sources among other things....

Sep 17th

Have a great night Twitterati. Retard out!

Sep 17th

Today will be included in the worst days of my life. #fml

Sep 17th

Does anyone know of a service that will alert you when a domain name is available?

Sep 17th

I’m so devistated that while waiting in line to pay for my stuff I had bed head and I was...

Sep 17th

I just learned that something I’ve been putting every bit of myself into for the last several...

Sep 17th

Not anymore. :-l ♫ http://blip.fm/~dh1fo

Sep 17th

Anyone have a clear definition of what Archive actually means in Gmail and Google Voice? I would...

Sep 17th

Hey, @googlevoice has the free calls to Canada rolled out to everyone? I’m still being charged...

Sep 17th

If only @googlevoice offered an 800 number. I’d pay for that. And expand Google Voice to...

Sep 17th

If only @google would sneak in @googlevoice into the Google Mobile app for the iPhone. #apple...

Sep 17th

Dear iPhone app Devs. If you create an app that uploads pics please include Gallery support....

Sep 17th

I wonder if Apple, Inc will create dual profiles for the iPhone kind of like switch users. ne...

Sep 17th

Dear iPhone app Devs. If you create an app that uploads pics please include Flickr support...

Sep 17th

R.I.P. Henry Gibson. You were one odd duck. http://is.gd/3m9YM

Sep 17th

RT @JAJAH Free two-minute call. Now you can Tweet to Talk www.jajah.com/products/twitter

Sep 17th

You may be elated at the possibility of negotiating peace in y… More for Libra...

Sep 16th

Actually, @greekfood I believe it. I don’t seem to be affected by those stimulants either.

Sep 16th

If Greek coffee @itsdren @greekfood doesn’t get you going, the only alternative is jumper...

Sep 16th

Greek coffee @MyCaricaturecom is similar to Cuban coffee in my opinion. Except Greek coffee tastes...

Sep 16th

It would be great if after adding a gmail account to either the Mail app on 10.X or an iPhone the...

Sep 16th

OMG! Ben & Jerry’s One Cheesecake Brownie is the BEST Ice cream I have ever tasted in my...

Sep 16th

Thanks @BostonEmma for reminding me to put my new decal on my tag.

Sep 16th

I just want to be able to sleep and not have to worry about certain things anymore....

Sep 16th

Thanks @greekfood for talking about honey. Now I have a craving for Baklava. I hope that you and...

Sep 16th

RT @abcactionnews: Here’s what it looks like on the Howard Frankland toward Tampa. Accident...

Sep 16th

Losing my mind. #thatsall

Sep 16th

I’ve never cared for Stephen Hawking’s stance on certain subjects in Theoretical...

Sep 15th

Your key planet Venus is sending you mixed signals today as sh… More for Libra...

Sep 15th

Patrick Swayze is dead. Where’s Whoopi and Demi?

Sep 15th

Another rainy outing http://pic.im/bb7

Sep 15th

“Dead” should be the trending topic everyday. Oh, Twitter. I saw that background change.

Sep 15th

The rainy return. http://pic.im/bbd

Sep 15th

I am really done with letting people treat me like shit.

Sep 15th

I’m comparing @pingfm http://ping.fm/ to @HelloTxt http://hellotxt.com/

Sep 15th

RT @mashable: AMAZING: Students Build $150 Space Camera [Pics] - http://bit.ly/6mlvc

Sep 15th

Mint.com to be acquired by Intuit, maker of Quicken.

Sep 15th

You could easily go overboard today while attempting to remain… More for Libra...

Sep 14th

YAY The excruciating pain has returned. My leg is on fire.

Sep 14th

If I can get my shit together by next month I’m seriously considering starting a web hosting...

Sep 13th

It’s too bad I can’t listen to my Sirius http://www.sirius.com/ Premium account directly...

Sep 13th

I have way too many Music CDs. I found another box yesterday along with four NIB cell phones that I...

Sep 13th

Spending my morning manually blocking 550 people. Oh well, when you’ve got to block scum...

Sep 13th

The downfall of having 14 twitter apps on the iPhone is that half of them do push notifications....

Sep 13th

Eating some yummy Ben & Jerry’s Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream.

Sep 13th

I seem to drop more and more followers as the hours pass these last few days. I wonder how soon...

Sep 13th

Very few people seem to regularly use @brightkite Are you using @loopt or another service? #geoloc

Sep 13th

I like the last.fm error page. Reminds me of the kernel panic screen on Mac OS X. http://pic.im/b3E

Sep 13th

I’m at near Mango, FL, United States - http://bkite.com/0bMtG

Sep 13th

I think Depeche Mode is playing tonight

Sep 13th

I’m at W Gray St & N Lauber Way, Tampa, FL , United States - http://bkite.com/0bMCy

Sep 13th

Speed limits are for pussies! I’m just kidding judge!

Sep 13th

I’m at S Manhattan Ave & W Kennedy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33609, United States -...

Sep 13th

“Crazy bitches like me know how to fuck hard” #thingsmysistersays

Sep 13th

Saturday rain. http://pic.im/b0G

Sep 12th

Some more rain. http://pic.im/b0H

Sep 12th

“Hot Momma!” ♫ http://blip.fm/~d998d

Sep 12th

Listening to ‘Break Me Out 2.0’ by The Rescues @imeem http://x.imeem.com/zi_ugFIH2-

Sep 12th

listening to “Silicone Soul - 3 am” ♫ http://blip.fm/~d99jz

Sep 12th

So, I like doing crosswords. #random

Sep 12th

Your romantic fantasies can motivate you now, making the diffe… More for Libra...

Sep 12th

YAY it’s still raining!

Sep 12th

Running late for breakfast, brunch it is then. I trust everyone slept well and is ready to have fun...

Sep 12th

I only put up with watching “Baby Mama” due to Tina Fey being smart and sexy.

Sep 12th

RT @kuraihime #FollowFriday @1sara101 @alithealien @alyankovic @Bloodl3tt3r @PeterApokotos...

Sep 12th

I don’t know why they made it NCIS LA when NCIS San Diego would be more accurate. @mozunk

Sep 12th

Have a great weekend everyone! Time for me to bugger off and learn my place.

Sep 12th

Oh noes, I’m now entered into @MadMen_AMC ‘s giveaway. #avclubmadmen :-P

Sep 11th

RT @LizGmaz: @juliasmola @donJamokie @GarlandEHarris @TysNetwork @sensorstuff @PeterApokotos...

Sep 11th

See! It wasn’t me doing that! RT @iTouchWindows @PeterApokotos You’ve unfollowed and...

Sep 11th

If you’re following me and I’m not following you. Please say something. Some wonky...

Sep 11th

2x Boom RT @NASA: Due to an unstable weather forecast in Fla, Discovery’s first landing opportunity...

Sep 11th

RT @bstiteler Animals with Lightsabers. http://www.animalswithlightsabers.com/ That is all....

Sep 11th

Knocking me sideways… ♫ http://blip.fm/~d7j6k

Sep 11th

RT @roadhacker: I need a retail mkting person STAT. Anyone? How do you estimate the # of products in...

Sep 11th

Actually, @TiVo was asking what television series were on the year you were born. @soldoutactivist

Sep 11th

Here I am trying to give grammatical advice and I can’t get a coherent sentence out to save my...

Sep 11th

. @MyCaricaturecom RT @TiVo What was the hot show on TV when you were born? RT your answer....

Sep 11th

LOL @ubershmoo Yes, it is. Even though emotionality does remind me of Mortal Kombat.

Sep 11th

This developer is getting a lot of flak by Apple over trying to put instructive illustrations into...

Sep 11th

Cases with Microsoft on them? RT @ramdomthoughts Apple working on iPhone theft prevention technology...

Sep 11th

How is classmates.com still operating with every other social network out there that is free....

Sep 11th

For the one you love.

For some reason this popped in my head tonight. I had read it a few years ago. Girl: Slow down,...

Sep 5th